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Song Lyrics from "30-Year Reunion Sessions"

The Stanislaus Stomp

Hey everybody do the Stanislaus Stomp

Hey everybody do the Stanislaus Stomp

Watch old Stanislaus doing that stomp

Even Boscojonski does the stomp

The Stanislaus Stomp The Stanislaus Stomp

The Stanislaus Stomp

Hey everybody watch Staszu stomp

Hey everybody watch Staszu stomp

Watch old Staszu pounding that stump

Ruby Begonia been shakin' her rump

The Stanislaus Stomp The Stanislaus Stomp

The Stanislaus Stomp

Put on your boots and do The Stanislaus Stomp

Jump off the roof and do The Stanislaus Stomp

Shake your dirty dupa while you're doing that Stomp

Act like a glupiec when you're doing that Stomp

The Stanislaus Stomp The Stanislaus Stomp

The Stanislaus Stomp

Hey kochanies do The Stanislaus Stomp

Take off your clothes and do The Stanislaus Stomp

Hoarhadees do The Stanislaus Stomp

The whole damn world does The Stanislaus Stomp

The Stanislaus Stomp The Stanislaus Stomp

The Stanislaus Stomp

Um-Bop Waa Waa

Um-bop um-bop um-bop um-bop

Um-bop um-bop waa waa waa waa

Um-bop um-bop um-bop um-bop

Um-bop um-bop waa waa waa

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Volvites

You see 'em every day it's a crying shame

Doing fifty miles per hour in the passing lane

Gripping that wheel like they're gonna die

Staring at the highway like they're hypnotized

Volvites

Apply them at the same time the gas and the brake

Trying to decide which exit to take

Cars careening 'round them as they sputter along

The day they got a license there was something wrong

Volvites

On a winding road forcing drivers to swerve

Wandering into traffic rounding every curve

Cars flashing headlights and blowing their horns

But they can't awaken the Volvite unborn

Volvites

Safety is their motto their philosophy

Watch out for that mountain and for every tree

Drive below the limit because speed will kill

Driving's that much safer if you're standing still

Volvites

You see 'em every day it's a crying shame

Doing fifty miles per hour in the passing lane

Gripping that wheel like they're gonna die

Staring at the highway like they're hypnotized

Volvites

Dupa Dupa Toilet Bowl

Dupa dupa toilet bowl drains to the sea . . .

Jump down turn around pitch a pile of gowno

Jump down turn around fill a pail o' srac

Oh glupiec pitch a pile of gowno

Oh glupiec fill a pail o' srac

Dupa dupa toilet bowl drains to the sea . . .

If my name were Shprineyah Schmutz

Across the fruited plain

And I did not change my name

You'd have yourself to blame

Hoarhadee hoarhaha ha ha ha ha

Dupa dupa toilet bowl drains to the sea . . .

 

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"These new Polish chrusciki guitar strings just don't seem to stay in tune."

Ubiquitous Sphee

Popped some Viagra and I'm feelin' alright

Ruby Begonia kept me up half the night

Hormones are ragin' I'm high as a kite

I'm feeling free

Rollin' in greenbacks I'm dressed to the nines

Smothered in ladies my options are prime

How did this happen this cosmic fecundity

Ubiquitous Sphee . . .

Don't tell me nothin' I don't want to hear

Same time tomorrow it could all disappear

So in the meantime let's pull out the stops

And play for free

Ubiquitous Sphee . . .

I can't keep from smiling the future's so bright

Crank up the limo let's stay out all night

Don't try to stop me I'm a rugged hoarhadee

Ubiquitous Sphee . . .

 

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Walt & Pete discussing song arrangements.
The Airplane in the Well
Sounds of stirring silence or perhaps of
a haircut rushed up over the earth as a
day dawned. Who could it be who would
stare at the heavens at this early hour?
Yep, you guessed it, it was Bosco.
Natch this is not an unusual situation
because today is something special.
You see today, Bosco is going to the big
city. He skipped across the room with a
smile. He noticed that his wife was still
sleeping, so he cautiously kept his silence.
His wife, though, woke up. "Want some
popcorn?" she asked. Putting on his
rectangular pants and olive-colored hat,
Bosco proceeded to leave his house.
However, before leaving, he stared at his
overcoat hanging in the closet and
exclaimed to his wife, "It's gray!"
Somewhere outside a canary tweeted.
Out under the outside sky, Bosco walked
to the gate of the big city. He smiled
appreciatively as hethought of the mess
he had left back home. Once in the big city,
he soon learned to stick out his thumb and
get a ride. Eventually, Bosco found himself
in a park. As he walked among the
outstretched arms of the glistening trees and
listened to the symphony of the birds, he
began to feel alone. Wanting company,
Bosco ran. Thenst it was that he discovered
it: the mighty river, flowing wet through all
these years, uninterrupted by rain and storm.
Here he met Ypsilata. "Want some
popcorn?" Ypsilata asked. Now night was
arriving. Stranded in a big city, Bosco
became frightened. In a fit of terror he tore
through the streets, rushing for the airport.
He got on a plan and it crashed in a well.

We Burned the Christmas Tree

Listen my children and you shall hear

A story of great infamy

It's all about that fateful day

When we burned the Christmas tree

First we took a little LSD

Then we gathered 'round the Christmas tree