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Now, for a limited time,
you can purchase all three
Chaston & Groditski CDs
for just $20.00!!

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PLUS . . .
Order Now and you'll receive a FREE copy of Pete & Walt's new, unreleased, CD single
"Dupa Face" with an idiotic bonus track from 1967 entitled "Relatively Relative."

Put all four Wensislavian CDs into your music collection!! Share the demented sounds that are populating the playlists of comedy radio venues everywhere!
 
DUPA FACE  and  RELATIVELY RELATIVE
Finished in 2005, "DUPA FACE" is the latest new musical sdghot from Chaston & Groditski about their amorous encounter with a less-than-appealing debutante. "RELATIVELY RELATIVE" is a recently discovered recording from 1967 that Pete and Walt call their first "happening."
 
RUGGED HOARHADEES
Released in 2003, this CD contains a boisterous mix of new material and revitalized old songs that cover genres from hard rock to doo wop to moronic operetta.
TRACK LIST: We Were Raised in Warsaw Poland; Village Kiss; The Saga of Aunt Sauerkraut; Shove it Up Your Krzywa Dupa Dziura; The Ants are Here; Floating Down the River in Mine Coffin; Boo Hoo & Bosco Rap'n'Rock; Tell Me, Jelly Donut; Which Would You Rather Do?; Brain Sdghot; We Roasted Santa Claus; Piesn Polski; She Fell into a Sewer; Who Hath Time?; Be a Rugged Hoarhadee
 
30-YEAR REUNION SESSIONS
Released in 2000, Pete and Walt created the lunacy on this CD (after 30 years of separation) by locking  themselves inside Ypsilata Studio for two weeks without any beer or kielbasa.
TRACK LIST: The Stanislaus Stomp; Um-Bop Waa Waa; Volvites; Dupa Dupa Toilet Bowl; Ubiquitous Sphee; The Airplane in the Well; We Burned the Christmas Tree; Walking with my Baba; Careful Herbert; Requiem for my Girl; When my Silverware Fell off the Roof; FUBAR; Shower Rock Blues
 
WENSIS SLA
Released in 1997, this CD is a compilation of the original adolescent songs that Pete and Walt recorded during the 1960's & 1970's. All the tracks on this CD were mixed down from original tape reels that were in storage for over 25 years.  (Not available at Amazon.com or CDBaby.com)
TRACK LIST: Hello, Hello; The Stanislaus Stomp; Dupa Face; I Was Raised in Warsaw Poland; Stanislaus Kirk; She Fell into a Sewer; The Chaston Monologue; Suddenly I've got the Crabs; Pete's Polish Song; Who Hath Time; We'll Have Plaski; Brain Rape; Yahoo's Love Song; Dandelions; A Shmibber met a Plibber; Dunstan's Toys; You are so Beautiful; We Burned the Christmas Tree; One to Eleven; When My Silverware Fell Off the Roof; Bosco Boy; Staten Island Blues; Shove it up Your Krzywa Dupa Dziura; I Love You La La-Way up in the Sky

 
AND . . .
Have you always wanted to have your favorite Chaston & Groditski songs played during holiday parties, at weddings, and perhaps even at funerals?

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Now, for $20, you can own the sheet music to all of the 30-Year Reunion Sessions song tracks by purchasing the first Chaston & Groditski Songbook!

TO ORDER (includes shipping & handling):
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What the heck are we doing in this advertisement, anyway?

Send a check or money order (or well-disguised cash) in the amount of $20 per item to:
 
Chaston & Groditski
P.O. Box 3847
San Rafael, CA 94912
ATTN: CD Offer or ATTN: Songbook
 
(Please indicate the quantity for each item you are purchasing.)